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The Try Guys Try Pregnancy Bellies Motherhood Part 1

Voila, it’s a boy wearing a baby belly, inside of which is a boy, actually it’s hot water. Motherhood! Who doesn’t want to have a baby He hates looking at me. I prefer dogs over babies. I think the hardest part about being a mom, is loving the thing that’s ruining your life unconditionally. baby crying And for us as four guys, there’s no way for us to truly understand what it’s like. Ow! Oh! Ah! But we’re gonna try. This isn’t how much babies really way, is it.

How heavy is this How much weight should we put into our pregnancy bellies About 2530 lbs, but remember that’s at the end, at term. What are these, are these the baby’s balls Probably more likely to simulate a baby just pushing into your organs. This already hurts. Every time, a woman talks about a baby kicking, it’s like a magical thing, but does it hurt Oh! laughing Pregnant woman It feels like a punch or a kick, and you get a few jolts every now and then.

It feels like I’m a marine suiting up for battle. I can’t keep my hands off my body. Oh, ow! Already, I’m feeling a strain on my lower back. Strong back, strong baby. I’m already tired. I’m out of breath from wearing it and talking. It’s warm. Oh Lord, this heat! The warm sack is just heating up my entire body temperature. The baby’s heavier, it’s pressing on things. You have cellulite, stretchmarks and you’re big. It’s harder to move around.

It’s hard to sleep. Varicose veins and you get hemorrhoids. What are some of the positives The baby. How much pizza do I get to eat Even though this is very uncomfortable, I think baby’s are a beautiful thing. It’s nice to know that your body wants to destroy you. I can’t imagine doing anything in this. Like all I wanna do is just sit down. Pregnant woman It’s a big shift. Your center of gravity has changed. So you suddenly have all this mass in the front.

Pregnant woman sleep on their sides I’m going to roll on this side. Nope! Keith Oh, this is awful! Those little balls are digging into my ribs. Not my balls, the balls in the bag. Not my bag, the bag on my stomach. Let’s see if I can get out of bed. How do they do it Isn’t the point of lying down, supposed to be to relax I don’t know how a momtobe gets any rest. That was the most painful thing I’ve done today.

Getting dressed is a lot harder. Definitely before I came here, I probably put on like four different dresses, and I was like, Nope, doesn’t fit. I keep getting trapped in everything I put on. I underestimated how big this belly was. My boobs look amazing though! I feel like the worst thing would be having to buy another wardrobe, because all of your clothes wouldn’t fit you. Does it make my butt look good What am I doing wrong Why are you laughing at me.

Simply 15 minutes, at eight or nine months pregnant has been a disaster Eugene My mom, she was pregnant with three kids, and every time, she still wore high heels. I couldn’t see my feet or my crotch that well, so adjusting my pants was kinda difficult. I understand now, that being a pregnant lady’s super hard, can we stop No we’re not. But you can see my balls in this. I think it’s nice to empathize with a pregnant woman, but it really is.

A complete physiologic change. Not only just how you feel physically, ’cause it hurts, but mentally. Eugene I have to go! Ned Number one or number two You should go in that side. You know I’m just going to hold it. Pregnant woman As I entered from my first to my second trimester, there was this deep demon like hunger inside of me. I’m going to McDonald’s. Zach How come beep. This is why. Two orders of Chicken McNuggets. You only need 300 calories extra a day.

beep it, I want 20 pieces. Careful with weight gain. We really encourage exercise. It’s 91 degrees outside and I’m miserable. Nailed it. Once I’m down here, I can’t get back up. A stronger core will help support the uterus, and will help with back pain. Zach Go back, go back, go back. No! It hurts. Zach Then go back. Yoga, crunches. Zach I’m in severe pain. Inhale. Balance. Graceful. What’s that feel like It’s bouncing all over the place.

Pregnant Yoga! I’m not having a good time. Just to have to make that big adjustment, it’s not my life anymore, it’s our life. I can’t imagine having to deal with this for over nine months. I think I understood this maternal protectiveness, because I am dealing with so much beep. if anybody tries to beep with me, how beep dare you. Yeah, but this is just the beginning. We haven’t even had the baby yet. Pregnant Woman It only lasts for a certain amount of time.

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